If you're a Transformers nut and you didn't know it yet, the DVD and VCD (for the technically challenged folks like me) are out and yes, I have my very own copy. My kids have successfully driven mummy up the wall with Tranformers talk. We have now officially watched the movie 2,487,439 times.

We're now into Transformers jokes, some of which I'd like to share with you. First, some I found on the web :

Question: What do you call the female sibling of a Transformer?
Answer: Tran-sistor

Question: What do you called a screwed up Transformers?
Answer: Trans-vestite

Now, jokes we made up while driving to the mall :

Question : What do you call the leader of Kangaroo Autobots?
Answer : HOP-timus Prime

Question : What do you call an Autobot leader that squeeks?
Answer : Opti-MOUSE Prime

Question : What do you call an itchy Autobot?
Answer : Rash-chet (if you don't catch this one, you're not a Transformers fan

Question : What do you call an Autobot that goes muzzz... mzzz... mzzm?
Answer : Mumble Bee

Question : What do you call a clumsy Autobot that flies?
Answer : Fumble Bee

Question : What is Megatron's favorite snack?
Answer : Decepti-CORN

Question : Why is Megatron so strong?
Answer : Because he always has Decepti-CORN FLAKES for breakfast

Question : What is IronHide's favorite game?
Answer : I-RUN-HIDE and seek...

Happy a happy Sunday!